One very generous, user friendly (not your standard size 12) Dark Hair (it says so on the box), busty, bubbly, fun, flirtatious, intelligent bisexual female

Specification:

1 x 44 DD Breasts 1 x Voluptuous curvy Bottom 1 x Well Oiled Shaven Kitty 1 x Well Educated and Intelligent Mind 1 x Friendly and Outgoing Personality 1 x Large Dose of Respect, Discretion and Loyalty to Friends 1 x Small well of Patience for Idiots and Timewasters

Cost:

Intimate nights in with fun, frolics and more, with intelligent couples/single females Preferably between 25 and 50 yrs old

WARNING:

This woman fails to perform when first emails consist of 'Wanna fuck tonight?', 'Wanna cam?'or 'Wanna do phone sex?' or other such one line approaches.

The reasons for this malfunction are:

1: This woman needs to get to know someone either from chatting online or by phone prior to opening parts only a Gynaecologist should see. 2, I prefer to fuck for real and has difficulty watching someone pull their widge typing 'oh yeah baby i am cumming' whilst i am reading a book or fucking my husband.

3. The phone is an awkward shape and fails to insert properly, this causes extreme discomfort and chafing.

4. This couple donot wish to cybercam with anyone, even if you are genuine, and please don't ask for pics, as results in being deleted almost str8 away.

5 Genuine couples will get our email, and proof of verification will be wanted via phone.

If you have read this far We are mightily impressed - however we are not really bossy, we just know what we like and if you think you are it, feel free to mail us.